Showing posts with label breeding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breeding. Show all posts

Monday, February 22, 2010

THE PANIC BUTTON

It is Sunday evening.


5:30 p.m.

It just dawned on me that I have NOTHING prepared for this blog for tomorrow.

Yikes!
Methinks it is time for..............
Wanna know how I made that?

I found a curved font...made it real big.......

printed it out..........

put the lid of a milk jug in just the right spot......

and took a picture.

Voila!

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OK....that was me procrastinating. I still don't know what to write.


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Thinking.


Thinking.



I know. How about a story?



Once upon a time......back on the farm.........we raised rabbits.



One day, my 5 year old son happened to see a pair of rabbits breeding.



Have you ever seen that? I guarantee you it is an unforgettable experience.



When the male rabbit is...ahem....finished.....he lets out the most incredible squeal you have ever heard in your life and promptly falls to the ground, as though dead.



Talk about rolling over and going to sleep!



A few days later, the preacher came to visit.



During a lull in the conversation, 5 year old really livened things up with this question.



"Mama, when Daddy breeds you does he squeal like that rabbit?"



I am most grateful to give you the answer.


In a word, 'No.'



The End.